As fabulous as Jess Ennis' bum is,

[Dayvo]

The union flag should never be permitted to touch the ground.

Nor any flag, as its a mark of disrespect.

I worked as a caretaker at a hospital in Stockholm for a few years and had the job (mostly) of hoisting and lowering the flag on any given flag days.

The first time I did it, I almost caused a diplomatic incident. Being more concerned that the cord didn't just fall through the top loop to the ground (from about 15 metres), I hadn't noticed the flag dragging on the ground. Some senior hospital staff and a number of elderly patients saw this and were extremely upset. It was made even worse when they very soon after found out that I was English and not even Swedish!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I want to start a 'Jessica Ennis' page, not about her bum, but about the official that called her fat. I want this cretin 'outing' an made to explain their words clearly, to a very interested public.

 

[Shaun]

Not a very fitting tribute to her sacrifices, commitment, hard work and Olympic achievements.

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