ASBO Not allowed to carry scissors or hair cutting equipment in a public place.

[YahudaMoon]

http://www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/90F5C5F622043609802579D500477065.htm

As she carried on walking at a fast pace, she felt her hair being touched and heard a metallic sound hit the floor. ​

Turning around, she saw Dixon picking up a pair of scissors and clumps of her hair.​

.........

it will take them a while for them to get over it.”​

'Depends how much he chopped off I guess' ?​

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[compo]

There's nowt so queer as folk.........

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My god, what a LOOSER!


Wasn't there something like that on Crimwatch a while ago?? Was it the same person??

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There's a lunatic fringe in our society...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The judge wasn't too sure what sentence to hand out and had to Mullet over.

 

[vernon]

There were no financial penalties so that saved the accused a bob or two.

 

[YahudaMoon]

LOL

It gets better

Mr Scissorhands

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rs-public-Asbo-stop-snipping-womens-hair.html

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The judge told him that he's got to Beehive himself from now on.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Got him bangs to rights, eh?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I hope they are able to cut his crimes short before they grow out of control

 

[MisterStan]

Unsolicited permutations.

 

[hotfuzzrj]

How dis-tress-ing...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

How often does this sort of thing crop up anyway??

 

[rollinstok]

His defence was that he is "perm"anently dis"tressed" and does not need "lock"ing up, his "parting" shot was to ask the judge not to "split hairs" and "shampoo" over it.
The judge played with his "wig" before declaring him "knot" guilty.. the guards swung the defendant on a "hairpin" and "tugged" him off to the cells.
He is currently "spraying" for an early "release" where he plans to "baldly" go about his business.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thanks for giving us an extension to the story, highlighting various facts not yet haired.

Despite all of this, it is clear that he doesn't dread being locked up.