Asking too much?

[Dave 123]

Tomorrow the inlaws are descending upon us. I am completely fine with this in the spirit of the season, BUT

This means that my posh bike will have to reside in the garage over the new year period, and not the nice warm spare room. I'm feeling bullied and violated and I think the bike will be confused with feelings of neglect (rightfully).

I think that the bike should at least be allowed to sleep at the bottom of the bed.

Does anyone know of any help lines or counselling services that may be able to help me and the bike at this worrying time?

 

[cosmicbike]

Why not put the spare bed in the garage?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Put the bike in your bedroom.

 

[cosmicbike]

Put the bike in your bedroom.

In your bed, and put the wife in the spare bed, in the garage...

 

[welsh dragon]

Both you and your bike have to make sacrifices at certain times. Promise your bike a treat when the outlaws have left. Talk nicely to her and touch her. Make her feel wanted.

 

[Dave 123]

Put the bike in your bedroom.

On face value that's a very good suggestion, but I'll have to move the kayaks out first.......
This isn't a simple situation.

 

[welsh dragon]

On face value that's a very good suggestion, but I'll have to move the kayaks out first.......
This isn't a simple situation.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

On face value that's a very good suggestion, but I'll have to move the kayaks out first.......
This isn't a simple situation.

What's a kayak? Oh, sorry, I read kaykay
Put the kayaks under the bed, the bike at the foot of the bed. Simples

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

On face value that's a very good suggestion, but I'll have to move the kayaks out first.......
This isn't a simple situation.

What kinky games do you play?

 

[welsh dragon]

What's a kayak? Oh, sorry, I read kaykay
Put the kayaks under the bed, the bike at the foot of the bed. Simples

Kayaks wont fit inder the bed though. Put them on top of the wardrobe instead.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Kayaks wont fit inder the bed though. Put them on top of the wardrobe instead.

Good thinking WD! Space left under the bed for a spare wheel set.

 

[cosmicbike]

Well, rain is forecast. Take the spare bed, and float it in the kayaks (in the garden of course). Now you have space for the bike, either in the bedroom or the garage...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Get bunk beds. The bottom bunk for you and your partner, the top bunk for your bike.

 

[fossyant]

You can put it in my garage. Heated, dehumidified, radio, tool kits and as secure as fort knox. At this rate it will be where I am sent to live.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

I take it the garage is not good enough for the inlaws?