Asking too much?

[Dave 123]

So, what I'm getting is kinky games with the missus in a kayak and me with the bike in the garage, but it has to be raining whilst in bunk beds....

Listen, I was reaching out for help and a suggestion on how to cope during a testing time, not pushing boundaries within the "how's your father" department.
But you've certainly given me food for thought....

 

[Saluki]

Kayaks in garage, bike in bedroom, outlaws in spare room so everybody should be happy.
Its not like you will have to put up with outlaws the whole time, is it? After all, you'll be off out on your posh bike for a few hours and then there is a good hour of cleaning afterwards which should get you out of playing charades, trivial persuits and anything else they can come up with to torment you.

 

[Globalti]

Keep your bike in the bath, it will be able to enjoy a hot soapy shower:

 

[sackville d]

Put the kayaks in the bedroom,the bed on the kayaks,the bike IN the bed,the wife in the garage and you in the bathroom.

 

[welsh dragon]

Put everyone and everything in the garage, then you and your beloved, can have the bed all to yourselves, and the rest of the house as well.

 

[Cubist]

Put the kayaks in the bedroom,the bed on the kayaks,the bike IN the bed,the wife in the garage and you in the bathroom.

But who will hold the chickens?

 

[Peteaud]

There are things called hotels, pay for the outlaws to stay in one.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Put everyone and everything in the garage, then you and your beloved, can have the bed all to yourselves, and the rest of the house as well.

Isn't it a worry that chain oil will stain the sheets?

 

[welsh dragon]

Isn't it a worry that chain oil will stain the sheets?

 

[sackville d]

But who will hold the chickens?

Chickens!??! No-one told me there`d be chickens too!

 

[vickster]

There are things called hotels, pay for the outlaws to stay in one.

Travelodge are cheap (for a reason tis true)

 

[Dave 123]

But who will hold the chickens?

In another life we DID have 20 chickens...... I really miss them and their eggs.

 

[fossyant]

But who will hold the chickens?

No one. They crossed the road.

 

[Peteaud]

 

[oldroadman]

One obvious alternative not mentioned. LOFT. In-laws up there, problem solved.