betty swollocks
large member
I intended to ride with friends yesterday morning, but when I met up with them, I remembered I had to attend a CPR course out near Basingstoke.
As they were going in the opposite direction, I was only able to ride with them for a short while, during which a rider behind pointed out my (almost new!) cycling shorts were transparent in places. I thanked him, pulled my cycling jersey down at the back, carried on and then left them all at a propitious moment and rode off Basingstoke-wards. It was then too late to go home and change.
During the course the instructor asked (I protested, but she was insistent) me to get up in front of the other 20 attendees and be a dummy so she could demonstrate how to stop someone choking with back slaps. This involved me bending half over with my derriere pointing to the crowd. At this point, the room fell deafeningly silent.
I'm not going to buy Assos cycling shorts any more.......
As they were going in the opposite direction, I was only able to ride with them for a short while, during which a rider behind pointed out my (almost new!) cycling shorts were transparent in places. I thanked him, pulled my cycling jersey down at the back, carried on and then left them all at a propitious moment and rode off Basingstoke-wards. It was then too late to go home and change.
During the course the instructor asked (I protested, but she was insistent) me to get up in front of the other 20 attendees and be a dummy so she could demonstrate how to stop someone choking with back slaps. This involved me bending half over with my derriere pointing to the crowd. At this point, the room fell deafeningly silent.
I'm not going to buy Assos cycling shorts any more.......