At least he was wearing a helmet

[biggs682]

Fair do's to him .

But nobody has asked who his partner was and were they all in lyrca

 

[Drago]

Where did he clip his lights?

 

[jefmcg]

I'm sure this was definitely not a poor student getting a bit of beer money at the expense of The Sun.

Does it make any real difference if the story is "Student sees someone having sex" or "Student pretends they saw someone having sex"?

But nobody has asked who his partner was and were they all in lyrca

"the other person was just dressed normally in a coat" that apparently completely obscured their gender.

 

[jefmcg]

OMG, the sun still uses the term "love child", which is a smarmy euphemism for bastard. What is wrong with just saying "son"?

Coronation Street star Jack P Shepherd’s love child left unable to move or speak for TWO days and in ‘intense pain’ after rare illness floored him

 

[KnackeredBike]

OMG, the sun still uses the term "love child", which is a smarmy euphemism for bastard. What is wrong with just saying "son"?

Coronation Street star Jack P Shepherd’s love child left unable to move or speak for TWO days and in ‘intense pain’ after rare illness floored him

As my grandmother always says, "It's because The Sun are farking dockheads".