Aye up chaps

Now seemed as good a time as any to come and join the fun.

Not that I'm jumping ship or anything.

 

With a sig line like that, you'd best join us in the Tea? thread.
Have a chocolate suggestive.

 

Hello there. Welcome. Any more mega rides since the PBP?

 

Ahh good. There's a few people round here who could do with a good dose of discipline.

Perhaps they would like to form a queue behind me.

 

That's at least three disciplinarians we have on the forum now, and I know two of them have riding crops.

*Assumes the position, and relaxes. Deep breath...*

 

SEXUAL EALING ????

i'm only just a few miles around the North Circular Road

 

Hello Charlotte

 

Have we met?

 

Get 'gyrating' gezza!

 

Hi Charlotte. You're the 6' 2" disciplinarian right?

 

Welcome aboard. There are chap-esses here too btw.

 

Wotcher, Charlotte! You took your time, but Shaun built it and eventually you came

Ridden your recumbent lately?

 

you called?