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Dave5N

Über Member
Man walks into a bar, orders a pint, drinks it.

He gets out his wallet and looks hard at a picture of a woman in it.

This process is repeated several times. Eventually the barman can contain his curiosity no longer. He approaches the man and says:

'Excuse me, why do you look at that picture for a while before ordering another drink?'

The man replies:


(to be continued)
 

Dave5N

Über Member
'That's a picture of my wife. When she's looking pretty fit, I know I've had enough and it's time to go home.'
 

Pete

Guest
Q. How many IBM sales execs. does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 100,000
Q. 100,000? You're kidding!
A. Not at all. One to hold the light bulb steady, 99,999 to turn the company around.
 
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