Bad jokes

col

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There has been a lot of good jokes(and bad;)) on here,so how about a dedicated bad joke thread,they are sometimes that bad they are good?
Ill kick off with this.



Whats one of the fastest things under the sea?
















Motorpike and sidecarp.
 

mondobongo

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Keeping with the sea theme

Who goes round terrorising Mermaids??






















Jack the Kipper
 

Cycling Naturalist

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col said:
There has been a lot of good jokes(and bad;)) on here,so how about a dedicated bad joke thread,they are sometimes that bad they are good?
Ill kick off with this.



Whats one of the fastest things under the sea?
















Motorpike and sidecarp.

Have you been pulling your Christmas crackers early? :angry:
 
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Patrick Stevens said:
Have you been pulling your Christmas crackers early? :angry:

Probably where i got it from,they are a bottomless pit of bad jokes:smile:
 
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cisamcgu said:
What do you call a golfer who amputates a limb then purchases drugs ?












"Sever-your-arm-off Buy-a-steroid"



Sorry - very poor I know :angry:
Actually it made me laugh,once i figured it out:biggrin:
Good example of that bad,its good.
 

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Old couple go to the quack for his check up and he's a bit deaf so she has to help out. When the doc says that he'll need a sample of his urine, stools and semen the old bloke turns to his wife and says, "What did he say?"

She shouts in his ear," He says you've got to leave your underpants here"
 
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Two giants walking along,one keeps dipping into his pocket,and pulling out a human,and eating them.
The other giant says"chocolates?"











"no" says the other"small geezers"
 
one of my mates at work still hasn't forgiven me for my reply when asking if i was going to the bucks fizz and croissant breakfast this morning.

i said i was still making my mind up!
 
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trustysteed said:
one of my mates at work still hasn't forgiven me for my reply when asking if i was going to the bucks fizz and croissant breakfast this morning.

i said i was still making my mind up!

Well,if you cant stand the heat?
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said,












"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." :angry:
 
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