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Bad jokes

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by col, 21 Dec 2007.

  1. col

    col Veteran

    There has been a lot of good jokes(and bad;)) on here,so how about a dedicated bad joke thread,they are sometimes that bad they are good?
    Ill kick off with this.



    Whats one of the fastest things under the sea?
















    Motorpike and sidecarp.
     
  2. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    Keeping with the sea theme

    Who goes round terrorising Mermaids??






















    Jack the Kipper
     
  3. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen

    Have you been pulling your Christmas crackers early? :angry:
     
  4. cisamcgu

    cisamcgu Veteran

    Location:
    Merseyside-ish
    What do you call a golfer who amputates a limb then purchases drugs ?












    "Sever-your-arm-off Buy-a-steroid"



    Sorry - very poor I know :angry:
     
  5. cisamcgu

    cisamcgu Veteran

    Location:
    Merseyside-ish
    What do you call a small chocolate sweet in front of a very quiet audience ?






























    A Revel without applause !

    (I made that one up myself - years ago :angry:)
     
  6. col

    col Veteran


    Probably where i got it from,they are a bottomless pit of bad jokes:smile:
     
  7. Landslide

    Landslide Rare Migrant

    Location:
    Called to the bar
    What's yellow and dangerous?






    Shark-infested custard
     
  8. col

    col Veteran

    Actually it made me laugh,once i figured it out:biggrin:
    Good example of that bad,its good.
     
  9. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Old couple go to the quack for his check up and he's a bit deaf so she has to help out. When the doc says that he'll need a sample of his urine, stools and semen the old bloke turns to his wife and says, "What did he say?"

    She shouts in his ear," He says you've got to leave your underpants here"
     
  10. col

    col Veteran

    Two giants walking along,one keeps dipping into his pocket,and pulling out a human,and eating them.
    The other giant says"chocolates?"











    "no" says the other"small geezers"
     
  11. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    one of my mates at work still hasn't forgiven me for my reply when asking if i was going to the bucks fizz and croissant breakfast this morning.

    i said i was still making my mind up!
     
  12. col

    col Veteran


    Well,if you cant stand the heat?
     
  13. What do you call someone who used to like farm machinery?










    An ex-tractor fan
     
  14. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    One from my son (good for him, bad for me).

    How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?









    Pokemon.
     
  15. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said,












    "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." :angry: