Bad News from the Doc Today

[dellzeqq]

feck off…

that is a darn sight too close for comfort, matey.

And what's worse, the Babe is attempting to cut down as well. Take my tip, CCers. Don't fall by for a chat in the evening.....

 

[dellzeqq]

Dell, you can always console yourself with a nice cuppa.......

have a care, buster........

 

[fossyant]

Commiserations.........

 

[postman]

Do what i did .Told i could have the odd drink.
Drank the first poured the second away.Drank the third poured the fourth away .Drank the fifth ----Getting the idea.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll even drink with you dell... to keep a balance

 

[Davidc]

Only one response - whine.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Nevermind Dell, your usual tipple of Babycham with Irn Bru chasers was over-rated anyway.

Stick to a nice mug of Horlicks and a Rich Tea biscuit.

 

[dellzeqq]

it really helps to be cheered up by somebody whose name means 'Death'.

I've had my small glass of wine. And now, in a move that would shock everybody who's ever hauled me out of a pub, I'm going to have some Ame. With a silly accent.

 

[domtyler]

Just sharpen up your lying skills. Once you've mastered lying to yourself you're basically there.

 

[Aperitif]

it really helps to be cheered up by somebody whose name means 'Death'.

I've had my small glass of wine. And now, in a move that would shock everybody who's ever hauled me out of a pub, I'm going to have some Ame. With a silly accent.

Only one thing for it...become a fully-fledged mouseketeer dellzeqq! They are exempt from all known measurements (except relaxed thigh ones...).

(I'm going to Salon in Nov - should I get a check up first given that I'm the same vintage as your body parts? No chance!

Oh! Hello Dom.

 

[upsidedown]

When I get my 3 yearly medical for work I simply lie!

Our 5 yearly check-ups have the full works, including bloods and full liver function, that was a tense couple of weeks wait for the results.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

35 units a week? I'm surprised you function at all. I wouldn't. Nothing moralistic, I just don't know how you manage it and stay fit.

 

[Archie_tect]

Depends what you class as a unit FM... US quarts or English gills.

 

[dellzeqq]

35 units a week? I'm surprised you function at all. I wouldn't. Nothing moralistic, I just don't know how you manage it and stay fit.

well, as the kind Doctor said - she'd been to Medical School. 35 is not a big number. When you're 22. When you're 55, 35 is a big number.

 

[dellzeqq]

Thomas Beecham drank a bottle of Hock between movements (if you see what I mean). And still had sufficient wit about him to finish Mahler's symphonies in time to ensure the punters caught the last train from Charing Cross. I've known people who worked at responsible jobs and chugged through 70 units a week without a problem. And, although it may not suit some people I've not had a hangover more than once or twice a year in the last decade. While cracking out 200 miles a week on the bike. Although I was relieved when, having drunk four bottles at the firms christmas lunch and then rattled off a contractual letter that the letter made sense the next day.

I did give up entirely for six months in 2005, training for the TRAT, and it was all a bit odd. Ho, hum. I'll just have to invent a target to justify all this virtuous living.