BigonaBianchi said:
god did i really post that??? I must have been really bored....see wha a half bottle of wine can do to a bloke...eek.
It's made your avatar all blurry aswell!
I watched a stand up tv show recently featuring an ascerbic american comic. He was observing how the fat cats in a huge finacial swindle (Enron I think) were making hundreds of millions of dollars. They were buying huge luxury houses that they had never visited, stuffed with expensive art they had never seen.
He commented that this was the real crime, given the vast amounts of money that was the best they could come up with. He continued, stating that if he had that sort of money he would employ a beautiful 24 year blonde, he would pay her an exceptional salary, all the relevant health benefits and a very generous pension plan. Her job? Every 500 yards she would carefully but thoroughly wash his balls!
So my suggestion to your original question is....
Squeaky & Clean
:-)