Barbering

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I went for a haircut today, but could not be bothered going though the usual "can you cut it short at the sides...etc" so I said "just whatever"...and he did. And it was exactly the same as if I had gone to the bother of wasting words.

So gents, save your breath and just tell them to do whatever they want.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'll bear that in mind next time Mrs McGinty gets the dog clippers out.

 

[mr_cellophane]

No 6
No words wasted

 

[Dave 123]

"2"

Is less words....

 

[smokeysmoo]

I save my breath and do it myself. Although TBH Mrs Smoo checks the back for me

A number 2 all over gets things sorted. Or a 1 depending on weather

Must have saved £££'s over the past few years

 

[Dayvo]

They give you the Ralph Coates comb-over again, eh!

 

[ACS]

Fiver on the counter

"Do the best you can"

 

[cd365]

I go in, sit down, hear the words "the usual?" and reply with a yes!

 

[Brightski]

I cut my own hair..

 

[FeistySquirrel]

I only Trust a limited amount of hair choppers....

 

[smokeysmoo]

I only Trust a limited amount of hair choppers....

This is what you call a hairy chopper

 

[Cycleops]

Since I got my Wahl I haven't visited the barber. Set it to no 1 and away you go. Perfect for the folically challenged like myself. Think of the money saved! I've always thought it strange to sit there for twenty mins while the barber makes boring smalltalk about his cat's boils or whatever.

 

[Beebo]

You could get a North Korean special. It's the only cut allowed on Pyongyang.

 

[pplpilot]

#1 for me. Do it myself twice a week. Have done for over 20 years. Started to loose my hair in may late teens. As soon as I did off it came. Nothing worse than a bloke who is loosing it trying to hide it or keeping the rest of it styled or long'ish.

 

[dan_bo]

Im not allowed to cut my own hair. Wifey sez it makes me look like an IRA operative....I'm inclined to agree.