Barbering

[ColinJ]

I just go in and say "something for the weekend, please".

And as you left he handed you an inflatable woman in a brown paper bag?

 

[ColinJ]

There's a chat-upline and a half... "Pssst, I've got these condoms whose use-by date's tomorrow, do you..."

Knowing my luck, she would snatch them from my trembling hands, look me in the eye, and say ...


"Cheers, I have a hot date tonight, they could come in handy!"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Last time I went to a barber's I asked for a 'Tony Curtis'... Clip clip clippity clip.. Totally bald!
"Don't you know who Tony Curtis is?" I said..
"Of course I do" he answered " I've seen The King and I three times"

The TC one I've heard is...

Chap goes to the barbers and asks for his hair cut like Tony Curtis. Barber hacks away and makes a right mess of it, the chap says "hey, Tony Curtis doesn't have his hair cut like this" and the barber says "he does if he comes here".