Barbering

[fossyant]

I diy... Got better at it over the years. Once left a big tuft....

 

[dan_bo]

Me and the missus went and got absolutely smashed the night before I had to fly to Japan many moons ago. Long story short I got off the plane still in a fairly bad way. Got to the hotel and figured it would be a good idea to shave my seriously hungover napper with the hotel disposable razors.

Made a start and quickly realised that one razor wasnt going to do it. Toddled off down to reception and presented myself to the young Japanese girl with blood pouring from my tufty head.....her face was priceless as she handed another handful of disposables for me to finish the job.


I dont do my own hair anymore.

 

[Dayvo]

I diy... Got better at it over the years. Once left a big tuft....

I think the modern parlance for a big tuft is a 'Brazilian'.

Nice of you to share that with us, fossy!

 

[Shadowfax]

You lot are lucky just had a cut this week £35, mind mine is a lot longer and shiny than yours.

Smile.

 

[numbnuts]

I cut my own hair, wash hair tie in a pony tail trim the ends - sorted

 

[compo]

Wahl clippers, number zero.

 

[cd365]

Does everyone who cut their own hair not have a lot

 

[numbnuts]

Does everyone who cut their own hair not have a lot

 

[ColinJ]

No monthly trip to the barber? How would I buy my condoms?

I went to the local pharmacy yesterday to pick up my rat poison, and noticed a lot of packets of Durex on the clearance shelf. I wondered if they were past their use-by date! (I am not fussed about a few months here or there on tinned food, pasta or rice, but I would draw the line at moth-eaten condoms ... )

 

[Globalti]

They'd have been fine if you had stewed them with an Oxo cube and a bay leaf, Colin.

 

[Colin B]

Not been to a barbers in years shaving brush , shaving soap and a Gillette is all I need for a smooth head

 

[Fnaar]

I just go in and say "something for the weekend, please".

 

[PeteXXX]

Last time I went to a barber's I asked for a 'Tony Curtis'... Clip clip clippity clip.. Totally bald!
"Don't you know who Tony Curtis is?" I said..
"Of course I do" he answered " I've seen The King and I three times"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

It sounds to me as if you lot are too precious to let the barber decide

 

[Archie_tect]

I went to the local pharmacy yesterday to pick up my rat poison, and noticed a lot of packets of Durex on the clearance shelf. I wondered if they were past their use-by date! (I am not fussed about a few months here or there on tinned food, pasta or rice, but I would draw the line at moth-eaten condoms ... )

There's a chat-upline and a half... "Pssst, I've got these condoms whose use-by date's tomorrow, do you..."