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I've been cutting my own hair for about 15 years. Zero setting on the clippers, once a week & takes me less than 10 minutes.
Met lots of IRA operatives?Im not allowed to cut my own hair. Wifey sez it makes me look like an IRA operative....I'm inclined to agree.
My barber's a cyclist. The smalltalk is about bikes.Since I got my Wahl I haven't visited the barber. Set it to no 1 and away you go. Perfect for the folically challenged like myself. Think of the money saved! I've always thought it strange to sit there for twenty mins while the barber makes boring smalltalk about his cat's boils or whatever.
Met lots of IRA operatives?
You could get a North Korean special. It's the only cut allowed on Pyongyang.
I also remember that, the barber whispering "how about something for the weekend sir?" That was many moons ago though!No monthly trip to the barber? How would I buy my condoms?
North Korea is clearly a much more free country than you think. There are 28 approved hair styles, not one!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/north-koreas-28-approved-haircuts-1735221
It takes longer to find my hair than to cut it.
No room there as that is where I keep my money.Lost the box?
Probably under the bed.
Since I got my Wahl I haven't visited the barber. Set it to no 1 and away you go.