Barbieturates may help...

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Congratulations!

Hugh Heffner and Crystal Harris announce their engagement.

If it's good enough for Big Willy and Catherine Elizabeth, it's good enough for Hug 'effner and Crystal 'arris. Another engagement. I appreciated Playboy for all those well-drawn cartoons that used to litter the magazine -
it is lovely to have a cultivated sense of humour - apparently.
Never mind ladies - there's plenty of men like him left in this world. just because he's gone, don't lose heart!

 

[Globalti]

She looks a nice girl.

 

[vernon]

The Knave!

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I wonder what attracted her to the Multi Millionare Hugh Heffner

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I wonder how long it takes her put her foot down about the other twenty or so semi clad wanabies that share his mansion, or then again she might not be the jelous type , all i know if i said to my wife we need twenty semi clad stunners around the house to brighten things up id be walking bent over and in pain for a few days, so beware Hugh.

 

[GM]

I wonder if she's a good cook!

 

[Hover Fly]

Did anyone else think that was Tony Benn at first glance?

 

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Did anyone else think that was Tony Benn at first glance?

'Wedge' would have helped, some may think...

 

[rich p]

How sweet, brings a tear to my eye and a tear to my groin.

 

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How sweet, brings a tear to my eye and a tear to my groin.

Words from our resident trusstafarian!
Forget ye not, that man puts the 'effn' into Her. He is a pie and mashoneer of his time.