I found you an unimaginative and clumsy lover.
Been nice knowing you all (with a few exceptions!)...
- Thread starter Brandane
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Over The Hill
Guru
- Location
- Ridden off into the sunset
Wasn't that Michael Macintyre?
Oh not for the lack of trying. I still get a pm a week begging me.
Now there was one when blindfolded. All I remember is the stench of stale pork pies.
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That's a compliment compared to some reviews.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
That was my butler...
Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
This is rather SC&P, isn't it?
Though no one's blamed Thatcher yet and it doesn't count after page 2.
Though no one's blamed Thatcher yet and it doesn't count after page 2.
Inertia
I feel like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD!!
. I've got my own ready and its portable tooI can sell someone a fallout shelter - guaranteed to survive any blast - cheap at only £10,000...
Getting a bit serious for a moment, but the jury's still out on whether the Outstanding Leader hasn't been telling a few porkies. The size of the explosion was a bit small (looking at you @0-markymark-0 ) for a fusion device according to seismic measurements, but we'll have to wait until the fallout characteristics can be determined once it reaches sensors in Russia, S Korea and Japan.
I blame Thatcher.
I blame Thatcher.
If this was SCP we would be on page 93 by this stage, going round in circles, getting bogged down in pointless bickering and trading insults.
The subject matter might be SCP and for all I know (or care) there may well be a similar thread over there; but I prefer the watered down version in the Café - complete with yellow faces
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mybike
Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
- Location
- Not 'emel 'empstead
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
Not really relevant to missile attacks no matter how vivid your imagination though, is it?
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Well, I for one applaud our glorious and sturdily built leader, and look forward to a high ranking position in the new administration after the bomb has dropped.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Rising to about 30,000ft very quickly?
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Mine is fully biodegradable... Wouldn't want to damage our lovely planet!
AnythingButVanilla
Über Member
- Location
- London
You probably live in the safest part of the world. Even Kim Jong-un wouldn't mess with the Parkhill Rats, or the PSF...
Oi!
