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You could if you were Dean of a FacultyI went to a garden centre this morning (don't ask). They had a large display of these handy fridge-magnet bottle openers with names on. Unfortunately it seems that to drink beer you can be a hubby, a bro, and even a Dick but what you can't be, I'm afraid, is female. Just saying.
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		 I'd like to say it's also because we don't feel inclined to clutter the kitchen with tawdry mass-produced crap but, given that I can't see any of the men I know buying these things for each other, I'm afraid that's probably disappointingly far from the truth.
 I'd like to say it's also because we don't feel inclined to clutter the kitchen with tawdry mass-produced crap but, given that I can't see any of the men I know buying these things for each other, I'm afraid that's probably disappointingly far from the truth.
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		