There is truth in that

, asking for directions can be the start of a friendship I discovered, but not in darkest England.
The only time I have come a little unstuck was during the London Olympic construction works, Stratford Station was closed and I realised I'd have to cycle on to Harwich for the ferry. I couldn't find a map shop and no one I asked had a clue regarding directions to Harwich. Many said it was physically impossible to cycle such a distance. The lack of any directional knowledge among the natives was something I had never experienced before.