Being single

[Speicher]

I've been married for 25 years (to the same person). I keep my two best bikes in the bedroom. I don't mind using the soap after Mrs R. We cycle together and sometimes on our own. I did LEJOGE this year and was away for the whole of June.

This marriage thing is growing on me

Why did you do Land's End to John O'Groats to Edinburgh?

 

[Fnaar]

I'm not a Valerie (singleton, geddit?) but I do largely work alone and have my own office, so it's like being newly single every day. To that end, I've just eaten 2 Pot Noodles in a row!!!

 

[Oldspice]

That number looks ideal for more.. intimate nights! I believe they also have it in black, for more kinky likes..

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I guess that's your date nights coverd

 

[Peter Armstrong]

I've always thought that women should leave the seat up for us blokes and not complain that we always forget to put it down for them. How about complaining that they forgot to lift it up for us .

That winds me up, I just say leave it up, or ill piss over it.

 

[Oldspice]

Tell you what: find a good woman, and I'll sponsor YOU a bar of soap for the rest of your relationship. I'll even throw in a safe for extra security.

Your ok there chap! I think you need the soap and money more than i do if your going to go into a relationship. I hear those internet brides cost a fair bit

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I guess that's your date nights coverd

No, actually I'm one of those who happily share their soap (amongst other things..)

 

[Dayvo]

Your ok there chap! I think you need the soap and money more than i do if your going to go into a relationship. I hear those internet brides cost a fair bit

Don't worry about me.

The value of my two flats has risen dramatically over the last two years. And I'm happily unmarried, and very content after nearly four years together with a bona fida Norwegian lady.

 

[Silver Fox]

I was launched into singledom 9 years ago after 25 years of being with the same woman and felt like a fish out of water but you have to make the best of a situation.

When I was married I never really gave it a thought but when I got divorced I was amazed just how many single folk there are out there.

 

[Bodhbh]

you wander around in your pants, watch inappropriate television, drain the mini bar, eat steak and chips and masterbate extravagantly.....

I think that nails it down prettty well !

 

[BigonaBianchi]

ok then...somebody has to ask it so Iwill...

apart from the soap what else gets shared in a bathroom...or out sid eit for that matter ?

....please dont say Rabbit.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

ok then...somebody has to ask it so Iwill...

apart from the soap what else gets shared in a bathroom...or out side it for that matter ?

....please dont say Rabbit.

Is that a trick question?

OK.. I say..

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

..boy that photo was massive!!

 

[jonny jeez]

masterbate extravagantly.....

I'm visualising swan skin gloves, a magnum of cristal, a mink smoking jacket and maybe some Dodo pate...


nice

 

[jonny jeez]

Hmmm...yeah...one of the reasons I am single could have been the increasing number of lesbians attracted to me lol

Dont talk to me about bloody lesbians, there a real pest this time of year. You can get a repellent from Boots

...Or so I understand

 

[BigonaBianchi]

..boy that photo was massive!!

then buy a smaller duck