Best one liner shouted at me

[Cyclist33]

I had a good one from a man-in-a-van yesterday evening - "Woooo-oOOOoo!" in a falsetto.

Bet he felt like a right tuffian in t'pub later.

 

[HLaB]

I think the worst one liner I had was cycling back from my mates flat in Dublin via Fitzwilliam Square in the early hours of the morning, a fat prozzie stepped out 'dae ya wan business'; needless to say I pedalled faster.

 

[taxing]

"Nice legs!" by a couple of women in a car.

Only happened once in about 15,000 miles of cycling across London over the last three years though.

If you want more of that, find a nightclub popular with hen nights and cycle past repeatedly at chucking out time.

 

[bernieUK]

I was cycling home from work on my single speeder travelling down Priory Lane in SW London. Priory Lane is frequently used by lycra clad racers on their ultra fancy road bikes.

Two of the said Racers passed me by, as most cyclists do anyway, and one of them turned around and said, and I quote:

"Get a real bike you queer c**t.

That statement has puzzled me to this very day. If I could have caught up with them I would have asked them to elaborate. In anycase - what a pair of self-gratification artists!

 

[HLaB]

By a real bike do they mean one with two wheels and pedals; what a shower of *****.

 

[andygates]

The driver winds down the passenger window, scoots across the seat, leans halfway out of the window and regales us four astonished cyclists to 30 seconds of I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing before retreating like a snail with a poked eye and screeching off again.

That was a beauty. Was that the same year the drunk lass flashed her minge at us?

 

[davidg]

If you want more of that, find a nightclub popular with hen nights and cycle past repeatedly at chucking up time.

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[monnet]

I was on chaingang a few weeks ago. We were coming upto one of the hill sprints so It was lining out and getting rapid. The shout went down, 'on the left' - it was a couple, early 30's, a bit portly, out for a gentle evening ride. A couple of the lads offered them what encouragement can be offered when you travelling over twice their speed. The woman (and slightly portlier of the two) came back with the superb reply...

'Give us a backie, wouldya?'

Superb and it almost ruined the sprint, such was the laughter in the middle of the bunch.

 

[Ravenbait]

That was a beauty. Was that the same year the drunk lass flashed her minge at us?

Yeah. That was the year of the bizarre pit stop at the nightclub in Kirkliston where all the white stiletto girls were crowded around Shackleton, hypnotised by the light show.

Sam

 

[heliphil]

Obviously I need to go out cycling later in the evening.....

 

[tiswas-steve]

My favourite one liner was years ago, I was on a old Raleigh Arena ( remember those anyone ? ) pedalling along Northcote road market in Battersea when one of the luvvy stall holders let rip with " OI STEVE , GET OFF AND MILK IT !! "

Oh how I miss that now virtualy empty market and the sarf London wit that came from it.

 

[515mm]

I was stopped at the traffic lights by the cinema. Middle of the morning, very quiet in town.

A hear a car pull to a stop behind me and a lady of a certain age (very well preserved and smartly dressed) get out. I heard her say ''No, I'm going to tell him'' and I thought ''Oh, here we go, what have I done now?''

She approaches me and says........

''THAT (pointing to my hindquarters) is a GREAT arse!''

 

[threebikesmcginty]

"...GET OFF AND MILK IT !! "

Where did that come from?

I remember we had a phase of saying that when I was at school - which was a while ago.

 

[DrSquirrel]

I was stopped at the traffic lights by the cinema. Middle of the morning, very quiet in town.

A hear a car pull to a stop behind me and a lady of a certain age (very well preserved and smartly dressed) get out. I heard her say ''No, I'm going to tell him'' and I thought ''Oh, here we go, what have I done now?''

She approaches me and says........

''THAT (pointing to my hindquarters) is a GREAT arse!''

Brilliant not really the line itself, but the entire scenario. Who was the passenger, another female(s)?

 

[fimm]

"I'm loving the socks, mate!"

(I have to admit that knee-length black compression socks isn't a great look, but I was less than a mile from the finish, so I just yelled "Thank you!" in reply.

I was slightly more bothered by the "mate" which to me implies male, which I am not.)