Rhythm Thief
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Hacienda71 said:My brother always fancied himself as a bit of an actor. At a House of Fraser blue cross sale a woman was trying to barge past him to get into one of the sale display boxes he turned on her and said in a very loud posh voice "Go away you grotty little woman" Surprisingly without a word she did. At the time i was embarrassed, but looking back on it was funny. Worked pretty effectively as a put down.
That reminds me ... I was once in a petrol station, browsing the magazines having paid for my petrol. Suddenly, some woman comes stomping through the door in high dudgeon, banging on about some woman having pushed in front of her in the queue for the pumps. "Eeh, the cheeky faggot! Pushged right in, she did", and so on. You'd think the end of the world had arrived early. After a bit of this, I looked up from the magazines and said: "Well, you know who to tell all this to, don't you? Go and tell her" and returned to my browsing. There were two seconds of silence, then she turned to the person next to me and started the whole thing again.