Jaded said:I once got £1,500 for half an hour's work.
That was quite good.
Foghat said:Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.
User76 said:Being in the Royal Artillery Sales Trials and Demonstration Team. Blowing things up and breaking things all winter, touring County Fairs all summer. Explosives and shagging, what a life
Was he desperate for a shag or was the sheep doing an impression of the Andrex puppy and legging it with the bog-roll?gbb said:Beats me then...the nearest we got to sex was watching one of our crew chasing a sheep across a field...with his trousers round his ankes
Laughed so much we nearly started work ...
User76 said:Being in the Royal Artillery Sales Trials and Demonstration Team. Blowing things up and breaking things all winter, touring County Fairs all summer. Explosives and shagging, what a life