Bike Rage!!!

[Sittingduck]

I'm going to write to my managers, my MP, the BBC (I pay my TV licence after all! , the queen, our Scottish First Minister, our Scottish Prime Minister, everyone Scottish, the UN secretary general, Varg from the planet Arg, Bris Johnson, Peter Mandelson and my mum.

Have I missed anyone out?

Kofi Anan / Jimmy Saville?

 

[Jake]

you should go and let all their tires down!

 

[Jake]

I thought he wouldhave his own space with name on

 

[Bollo]

Our cycle, lets call them 'racks', reached critical mass over the summer. As they were wheelbenders, too closely spaced together and connected to the brick wall by, lets call them 'bolts', I was only too glad of the excuse to bring my bike in.

However, the best I've seen were some Sheffield stands installed in a new development near the library in Winchester. The two stands were nicely screwed into two bits of 2x4, which were in turn screwed into the paving stones. Guess what had happened when I popped down recently to get a picture?

 

[Maz]

Our cycle, lets call them 'racks', reached critical mass over the summer. As they were wheelbenders, too closely spaced together and connected to the brick wall by, lets call them 'bolts', I was only too glad of the excuse to bring my bike in.

However, the best I've seen were some Sheffield stands installed in a new development near the library in Winchester. The two stands were nicely screwed into two bits of 2x4, which were in turn screwed into the paving stones. Guess what had happened when I popped down recently to get a picture?

let's call them 'missing'...?

 

[Bollo]

let's call them 'missing'...?

lets

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Wait till there's a decent cold snap, you'll probably have it all to yourself then.

 

[goo_mason]

Have I missed anyone out?

You forgot Sir Sean Connery:

"Yesh - it'sh time for more shpashe for shyclishts at the NHShhh in Glashgow. Headsh should roll for thish overshight !"

 

[Jake]

I wonder if he said this while sitting on his private beach sipping a dry martini? is a member of "cyclechat"?

 

[magnatom]

Mr Phoebus,

Correct. Just fair weather cyclists. I'm hoping for a significant increase in wind speeds, driving rain and a sudden drop in temperature for their homeward journeys...



Shir Shhhean, yes! He'd sort it! Could you tell me what his Scottish address is, so I can contact him........whadya mean he doesn't have a Scottish address?!!

 

[Bollo]

Mr Phoebus,

a significant increase in wind speeds, driving rain and a sudden drop in temperature

But Mags, summer has finished in Scotland!

 

[magnatom]

But Mags, summer has finished in Scotland!

Batoom, tish!

 

[Jake]

i know the the lord lyon of scotland if that helps?

 

[magnatom]

i know the the lord lyon of scotland if that helps?

Good, good. Just the man..... um er, ...... so who's he then?

 

[Jake]

WHO HE! he actualy lives in scotland for a start hehe. well he is off to see the queen this week, maybe he could put a word in? Off with their heads! google it.