Birthday gifts - what to give to someone that has it all...?

[Mr Haematocrit]

Spend the day with a pro cycling team?

 

[MontyVeda]

I wouldn't give a fiver for that!

not even for kicking around in?

 

[Claudia]

not even for kicking around in?

pas du tout!

 

[Paul.G.]

Drive him and his bike to the best 5 climbs in the UK and act as his team/support car. Greet him at the top of each one with a photo finish then off to the next, you could make a nice long weekend of it.

 

[Markymark]

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Wine him, dine him, 69 him

 

[wait4me]

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Wine him, dine him, 69 him

That's inspiring pathetic

 

[NormanD]

Dump him and I'll be your BF ..I only require £149.99 for treats, so you're saving in the long run and the best thing of all, it'll be one surprise he'll talk about for years

 

[DiddlyDodds]

The $18,750 bike comes with a security guard!

 

[MarkF]

I agree with Archie_tect, if he's got lots of "stuff" then more "stuff" won't pop his cork. you are trying too hard, everybody always tries too hard for me, and I only ever want socks. How hard is that?

Relax, buy a bicycle shaped cake and go out for the evening.

 

[roadrash]

youve answered your own question , what do i get for the guy WHO HAS EVERYTHING,the logical answer is nothing.
as already mentiones... DO STUFF instead,

 

[Claudia]

Okkk... how about this one?

 

[Cubist]

Turn him to the Dark Side
http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/..._productId_992044_langId_-1_categoryId_165499

 

[MarkF]

Okkk... how about this one?

Looks good to me. A present that you put thought into and it can be eaten, winning every way! Men are simple creatures.

 

[Claudia]

so I went for these two...


and renewed his subscription for rouleur. SIMPLES!