Blue Apollo MTB / Orange 'Molten' jersey / Lower Richmond Road

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Rhys_Po

New Member
Is this you?

If so, I really enjoyed having to overtake you about 7 times between Barnes and Kensington this morning as you decided to jump every set of lights or shuffle to the front at junctions and then take 20 seconds to get going.

I have just checked the highway code and it states that I am legally obliged to slap you across the back of the head on the 5th pass.

See you tomorrow.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
joebe said:
Was it a full sussie MTB? If so I think you'll find you can slap them on the 4th pass.

Or give the back of the saddle a good shove down, and enjoy them pogo-ing along until it settles again....

I think after the third time, I'd be inclined to go for comedy effect. 4th time, be riding one handed, reading a book. 5th, no handed, drinking tea from a bone china cup and saucer (little finger crooked naturally). 6th, brushing your teeth... etc etc...
 

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
Arch said:
Or give the back of the saddle a good shove down, and enjoy them pogo-ing along until it settles again....

I think after the third time, I'd be inclined to go for comedy effect. 4th time, be riding one handed, reading a book. 5th, no handed, drinking tea from a bone china cup and saucer (little finger crooked naturally). 6th, brushing your teeth... etc etc...

Thanks Arch, that's the best laugh I've had all day ! :eek:
 

Bigtwin

New Member
Errr, ladies and gentlemen. You appear to have all forgotten it's now past 1 July, so it's officially Open Summer Season. Therefore you should obviously use The Attitude Adjuster with relish...
 
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