Bought some chamois cream

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Wolf616

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Don't buy that particular brand of chammy cream, but for longer rides/long rides over several days it is invaluable. There's nothing worse than a sore arse when you need to keep cycling, and this stuff definitely prevents that.

Plus it makes wiping your arse a smooth velvety dream
 
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Crandoggler

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A creamy, smooth velvety dream? I'm excited.
 

Dave7

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This may help.............a review of hair removal cream for the gentlemen's areas.

I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.


However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
 
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Crandoggler

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farking wiggle.

I ordered at 0629 this morning and paid a whopping £4.99 for next day delivery. Just got an email saying it will be there Monday 7th. I'm getting sick to fark of companies saying one thing, charging a premium, then not fulfilling it. Ribble last weekend, now Wiggle. daffodils.
 

bpsmith

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farking wiggle.

I ordered at 0629 this morning and paid a whopping £4.99 for next day delivery. Just got an email saying it will be there Monday 7th. I'm getting sick to fark of companies saying one thing, charging a premium, then not fulfilling it. Ribble last weekend, now Wiggle. daffodils.
Next day delivery has never included the weekends.
 
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Crandoggler

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bpsmith

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That's not usually the case, but fair enough. Although it does state that they are "usually delivered next working day". Black Friday/Cyber Monday always has a knock on with deliveries mind you.
 
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Crandoggler

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Of course. However, their first email agreed with my estimations of a Saturday delivery. It read that the item would be here on or before 5/12/15. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't such a ridiculous amount of money for a service I haven't received.
 

bpsmith

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Of course. However, their first email agreed with my estimations of a Saturday delivery. It read that the item would be here on or before 5/12/15. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't such a ridiculous amount of money for a service I haven't received.
Totally agree in the cost for service not received. Perfectly right for you to ask for a refund of your £4.99.

I always use their Collect+ service. It's £2.99 and has never let me down with being delivered on Saturday after ordering on a Friday. Sorry to say. Not trying to rub it in, just a suggestion to save cash and get same service.
 
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Crandoggler

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This was my first wiggle order, so I'll have to try that next time. I'm hoping that DPD have got it all wrong and that it turns up tomorrow!
 
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