boxers vs. martial arts

[bonj2]

Prince Nazeem Hamed would stuff you right back where you came from. With stuffing. And chesnuts. He is a proper fighter.

On which parts of what I have said, do you agree?

he's a f**king twat if ever there was one! the c**t can sod off back to jail for all i care

 

[Abitrary]

Why the adoration of boxers Abers? A sport for toffs, invented by the gentry so that moneyed oiks can sit ringside hoping to get spattered by sweat from bits of working class rough without fear of being taken for a pinch of snuff.

No reason. I just think that people who live by the sword should be beaten up by the sword from time to time, for the entertainment of everybody else.

Has noone came across the Joe Calzaghe quote btw??? it was either on Nuts TV or in Nuts magazine

 

[Noodley]

Commando.

I can tell you a few stories about Commandoes as well.

 

[Abitrary]

he's a f**king twat if ever there was one! the c**t can sod off back to jail for all i care

He'd take you mate

 

[Chuffy]

No reason. I just think that people who live by the sword should be beaten up by the sword from time to time, for the entertainment of everybody else.

Has noone came across the Joe Calzaghe quote btw??? it was either on Nuts TV or in Nuts magazine

Remind me to smack you upside the head with a Domino's pizza box then.

Nuts? Dear god. I thought you were a sentient being.

 

[Chuffy]

I can tell you a few stories about Commandoes as well.

Screaming jessies the lot of 'em.

 

[cookiemonster]

If it's in Nuts it must be true then.

 

[Noodley]

Screaming jessies the lot of 'em.

They were by the time I had finished with them - I had learned the secret of the handbag.

 

[Abitrary]

Remind me to smack you upside the head with a Domino's pizza box then.

Nuts? Dear god. I thought you were a sentient being.

Thanks, you reminded my. Going to try a different franchise tonite after last weeks debacle

 

[Chuffy]

Thanks, you reminded my. Going to try a different franchise tonite after last weeks debacle

But Dominos will be popping your usual in the oven in anticipation of your call. Best let them know you're whoring yourself to Snappy Pizza. It's only polite.

 

[cookiemonster]

They were by the time I had finished with them - I had learned the secret of the handbag.

So you weren't tempted by the dark side

 

[Abitrary]

Here we are:

Q: Do you fancy a bit of mixed martial arts?
A: No way man, thats just embarrassing. I don't mind watching it, but if I put a pair of gloves on and a mixed martial arts guy came in the ring, he'd be useless. I'd just have to take my time and dodge him for a bit. If he grabs my leg, I'm gonna knock him out aren't I? It wouldn't even be a contest

 

[col]

All this talk of fighting. It's bringing up some dreadful memories


Christ, when I look back..................

Of getting beat up all the time?

 

[Noodley]

So you weren't tempted by the dark side

I do not feel I have to indicate one way or the other - I have a knowledge which others should fear

 

[Noodley]

Of getting beat up all the time?

No, I think maggot maybe means from his time in the forces..maybe not.