What's that green stuff and where's the ketchup?
I'm afraid I'm not really interested in ketchup [looks nervously at the horizon for lines of pitchforks]. My sandwich had butter on, and a smidgen of garlic chutney. The hot sausages get pressed straight onto the buttery bread, and the chutney (or mustard, according to whim) goes on top. The green stuff sticks to the chutney below, and the butter above. And green stuff is de rigeur for Saturday breakfast chez TC - if I'm having a fry-up, it'll be spinach, or failing that mushy peas. People who don't have spinach with their fry-ups are people who simply haven't thought of it, or as I prefer to call them, losers. I am now having more greenery for dinner, and there'll be no ketchup on that either:


