Bruno Mars - you b@5t4rd

[Yellow Fang]

I bought your Unorthodox Jukebox CD thinking it would be a collection of great, little known, European dance tunes. Instead it's the type of 21st century 5h1te a thirteen-year-old girl would be embarrassed to listen to.

Free to a good home or it's going to the Oxfam shop next time I can get down there.

 

[vernon]

Free to a good home or it's going to the Oxfam shop next time I can get down there.

Take the CD out of the case, microwave the CD at full power and be entertained by the 'display'.

Far more satisfying than knowing that someone else could have Bruno Mars inflicted upon them.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Take the CD out of the case, microwave the CD at full power and be entertained by the 'display'.

Far more satisfying than knowing that someone else could have Bruno Mars inflicted upon them.

It's a good idea but it would damage my microwave.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Who is Bruno Mars?

The Italian judge from Strictly Come Dancing.

 

[vernon]

It's a good idea but it would damage my microwave.

No it won't.

I've despatched at least a dozen CDs in our microwave.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I'll give it try then.

 

[vernon]

I'll give it try then.

You know you want to.

Put a cup half filled with water on the platter and rest the cd on the rim of the cup.

Once you've finished with that, Try cutting grapes in half leaving the halves connected by skin. Place them face down on a saucer and microwave them on full power and report back....

 

[Yellow Fang]

You know you want to.

Put a cup half filled with water on the platter and rest the cd on the rim of the cup.

Once you've finished with that, Try cutting grapes in half leaving the halves connected by skin. Place them face down on a saucer and microwave them on full power and report back....

That was quite entertaining, but I'm sure it's not good for microwaves. The CD now looks like something Salvador Dali might have painted. Sorry, can't be bothered to go and buy some grapes.