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- Salford, UK
why not get a wireless doorbell that plugs into the mains?
Electrocuting visitors seems a bit harsh...
Oh! You don't mean the push button bit...
why not get a wireless doorbell that plugs into the mains?
I am really seriously considering rigging up a mechanical system! The trouble is, I wonder how many visitors would recognise the bell-pull as being a doorbell, even if I wrote "doorbell" on it!!
Electrocuting visitors seems a bit harsh...
Oh! You don't mean the push button bit...
I am really seriously considering rigging up a mechanical system! The trouble is, I wonder how many visitors would recognise the bell-pull as being a doorbell, even if I wrote "doorbell" on it!![/size][/font]
Back in the early 70's I was asked to wire a doorbell so a light came on at the same time as the bell rang. a year later the street was demolished
You mean this chap?What you need is a servant in a black suit to stand at the door and announce all visitors.
My wireless doorbell in intent on taking the piss out of me. To set the scene, I work at home as an IT consultant...
So, we get a new doorbell. Wireless one looks good as that way we can have it in the garden or move it to the livingroom so as to not wake the baby when he is sleeping. Excellent. Being the tighwad I am, we go for the cheapest there is. Its got 1 setting, "ding dong", as I didnt care to spend a few quid more to have a choice of different rings.
Set it up, button the outside is positioned well and all is fine. It works inside, and even when we take the unit into the back garden. Everytime anyone rings, "ding dong" is heard and the door if opened. Everytime we are ALL in the house, I should day.
For my sins, I support Southampton FC, the Saints. Their rivals are Portsmouth FC. PFC have something called "The Pompey Chimes", which is basically the same as the chimes of Big Ben. Its a bell chime I have grown to dislike due to it's association with PFC.
So, as I said, when everyone is in the house and someone calls, the classic "ding dong" doorbell works fine. So Mrs Focus goes off to work, and the little Foci get carted off to nursery/grandparent/whatever and Im working away. Mr Postie calls. "Ding dong", I pop downstairs and collect the parcel (usually for me, usually a camera from eBay). Thats fine.
Now every now and then, the doorbell goes off by itself. When there is no-one at the door, and nothing has pressed it. It's not kids playing about as you might expect, as my study overlooks the front of the house and I would spot the urchins a mile off. That in itself is annoying. My guess is that there is some crossed-wireless with someone else closeby in the village. Annoying, but you can live with it.
What is even more annoying though is that when this phantom ring happens, my cheap as chips two-tone only doorbell decides to play the farkin' POMPEY CHIMES at me. What? This thing doesnt even have that chime built in. And it only does this when there is only me in the house.
No-one believes me...![]()