busy day today

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by biggs682, 22 Aug 2012.

  1. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    i am office based and today and the next day we are a team of 6 compared to the normal 15 so could be busycouple of days , company have already asked us to only take half hour lunch to help cover the phones etc etc ...
     
  2. 02GF74

    02GF74 Über Member

    Is it a management test to see if you can cope, in whcih case the other 9 are surplus to requirements.

    PS what is your number so we can phone and make you extra busy :laugh:
     
  3. OP
    OP
    biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    our number is 019?? 33<<<< and ask for me he
     
  4. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    We're having a bit of a perfect storm week here this week, August is when factories shut production down for a couple of weeks and our fellas run in like helpful elves and run upgrades, services and whatnot. We're coping just fine, it's just a bit more intense than usual.

    God what a dull post; I'll jazz it up a bit and try again:

    There's a storm in the factory today; August is always the time of year that we try and shut the divine-portal down for a couple of weeks while our fellas run around the factory rounding up elves and Garnathian war-dwarves. We're coping just fine, there's just more incense in the air that usual.
     
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  5. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Go on then...
     
  6. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    Today started like any other, I wearily dismounted my steed and stroked it with gentle remorse given the suffering this saddled beast had suffered under my ape-like buttocks on this mornings ride through the boulder fields. After wheeling my transport to its usual spot just behind the orgasmo-portal I popped into the recaffinator for a quick hit - since rectal-coffee was made illegal in this realm myself and my fellow crudschlumphers have taken to using the recaffinator to shoot the drug directly into our eyeballs, anything else would be uncouth, I guess.

    The largest kersephner machine on the factory floor was proving unweildy this morning, and as usual the fixit sprites were blaming the operator. The elfen like podantriasist that runs it from 'within' was in a stinking bad mood having trapped his bellend in his spokes on the way into work this morning. I was just behind him on my own steed as he rounded the corner just before the factory, running through the gravel-field with his bike dragging on the floor behind him, his gennies trapped betwixt the front wheel and forks of his tetro-carbon mill bike. It just goes to show, you can train a podantriasist to pedal a pushbike, but you can't get them to wear any damned underwear.

    Shall I go on?
     
  7. OP
    OP
    biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    Location:
    Northamptonshire
    still a dull post come on guys lets waken it up
     
  8. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    What flavour do you fancy? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Western?
     
  9. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    There seemed to be more bodies than is usual for a Wednesday. I'd just found an almost complete one when the klaxon went off again- the third time this week. Behind me, Egor hid a grin behind his fur-clad fist. "Master needs another", he chuckled...
     
  10. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    ..lifted up the metaphysical trapdoor, lend down and grabbed another portion from the front row of the JLS concert...
     
  11. cyberknight

    cyberknight Wibble

    Location:
    Land of confusion
    Sat at home today ...
    Eldest child has been taken by SWMBO to birmingham childrens hospital because of his kidney cysts that mean he has 40% kidney function and is causing other health problems.

    I am home looking after the 7 month old who is currently strapped into the bouncer, so i will trade your busy for stinky nappies
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    Bouncers and full nappies do not mix well.
     
  13. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Hope CK Junior is OK... best wishes.
     
  14. dellzeqq

    dellzeqq pre-talced and mighty

    Location:
    SW2
    Mills and Boon!
     
  15. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    I can do Mills and Boon in a few short steps:
    1. Woman is not looking for love, has been hurt in the past, swears off men
    2. Man enters above woman's life, he is either mean to her or an ex lover from a relationship that ended badly
    3. Woman is infuriated by everything said man does
    4. Man ignores woman
    5. Woman either catches herself smiling when looking at man, or remembers happier times with him
    6. Something dramatic happens to woman and man is 'there for her' in some way
    7. Woman feels cross for letting herself open up to man
    8. Man ignores woman
    9. Woman ignores man
    10. Something semi-dramatic brings man and woman together in some way and they nearly kiss / embrace / rutt
    11. Woman gets cross with herself for falling for man
    12. Man ignores woman
    13. Woman sees man with another woman and is angry / distraught / randy
    14. Man ignores woman
    15. Woman confronts man over other woman
    16. Man gets indignant
    17. Woman decides it is all over
    18. Man either catches himself smiling when looking at woman, or remembers happier times with her
    19. Man seeks out woman and asks forgiveness for ignoring her, explains other woman
    20. Woman gets indignant
    21. Man gets indignant
    22. Freak occurrence forces man and woman together
    23. Rutting
    24. Happy ending, possibly with more rutting.
     
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