Cafe Upgrade

[Paulus]

How do you remove sardines from flock wall paper?

With some seagulls?

 

[BrumJim]

Right, I want fair trade everything. Coffee, tea, sugar, milk, biscuits and other snacks. And while you are at it, get a wall display from Oxfam or the like on why fair trade is important.

Oh, yes, and a mobile hanging from the ceiling in the middle would be nice. Back in fashion again, I believe.

 

[Davidc]

One of those big coffee machines from the 1960s that made a noise like a steam train, and a juke box with real 45s in it too - they'll complement the Formica and the pickled eggs nicely!

 

[Archie_tect]

Right, I want fair trade everything. Coffee, tea, sugar, milk, biscuits and other snacks. And while you are at it, get a wall display from Oxfam or the like on why fair trade is important.

Oh, yes, and a mobile hanging from the ceiling in the middle would be nice. Back in fashion again, I believe.

Agreed....

+ sardines.

 

[TVC]

Can someone clear out the tray in the Insect-O-cutor please, there are more bodies in there than there are buried in Arch's back garden.

 

[abchandler]

Fresh batch of Eccles cakes coming right up

 

[Arch]

Oh, yes, and a mobile hanging from the ceiling in the middle would be nice.

Oh right, instead of the old payphone in the corner?

Can we source fairtrade sardines?

I agree about the frothy coffee machine, but it won't mean Cliff Richard and Mervyn Hayes hanging around all day will it?

 

[Archie_tect]

We'll need to replace the chess set since 25x26 ate all the prawns....

 

[Keith Oates]

Forget the Sardines, tinned Tuna is much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arch]

I prefer tuna too. Sardines on toast was a fairly regular Sunday tea for us when I lived at home, but I haven't bought a tin since I moved out 10 years ago!

Listen, I can get a job lot of gingham tablecloths cheap, only slightly stained. Will they go with the cyber cafe chic look?

 

[BrumJim]

Won't somebody please think of the penguins!

 

[buggi]

please can we have a HUGE screen to watch le Tour on

a jukebox
table where you can just ride your bike up to and the bike parks there and you stay seated on your bike while you drink

a donut machine and slush puppie machine
and out the back.. .penguins, sealions and polar bears.

ta

 

[Arch]

I found a couple of rafia wrapped chianti bottles in the recycling last week - what say we open as a bistro in the evenings?

 

[Archie_tect]

Ok, penguins, providing BrumJim cleans the pool out at least one a fortnight.

Fresh tuna, not tinned- one has standards to maintain, if Arch js going to win her third "Golden Doily" on the trot. [Gingham OK but just for daywear.]...chianti rafia might just work but gets very chewy.

If we can hook up the bike park stands to the PV units we could really cut the electric...

SP99 shorted out the urn trying to prove to The Doctor that it could be tuned to B flat, so the instantaneous hot water supply might get us past the Environmental Health Inspector's visit once Speicher gets her teeth into him.

 

[Speicher]

I could find you a cycle-powered radio, as well as an orange-powered clock.