Camp Up a Film

[Rocky]

No........but as you know, Samantha has just started keeping bees, and already has three dozen or so. She says she's got an expert handler coming round to give a demonstration. He'll carefully take out her 38 bees... and soon have them flying round his head

.........that was the occasion




(All credit due to Barry Cryer)

 

[Jenkins]

I'm sure there's something that could be made from Pacific Rim, but I just can't think of one at the moment...

 

[ExBrit]

I'm sure there's something that could be made from Pacific Rim, but I just can't think of one at the moment...

Pacific Rim Job?

 

[Jenkins]

There is the classic camp horror film - Drag Queen me Back to Hell.

 

[ExBrit]

We could also camp up other user's names such as DragQueeno or that well known masochistic pleasure enhancer - SexGrit

 

[Jenkins]

Pacific Rim Job?

Best not mention The Italian Job then!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Fastest Indian In The Worl... Oh sorry, finished!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bit of a disgusting one, but

'Yeast is yeast'.

I've had that infection a few times after getting off with someone who had been drinking beer (I presume anyway)... ☺️😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Gonorrhea With The Wind.

 

[cycling_eejit]

The Lord of the Ringpiece

 

[DRM]

Best not mention The Italian Job then!

Well there was a character in it called Camp Freddie, in the original, not that American abomination

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well there was a character in it called Camp Freddie, in the original, not that American abomination

Did he blow the doors off or something else?

 

[DRM]

Did he blow the doors off or something else?

That was Arthur, the blonde bloke whose character seemed a bit dim, Camp Freddie was the dandy but a proper gangster iirc

 

[DRM]

View: https://youtu.be/1zVgivFwyzs

View: https://youtu.be/eoOmBwo6c1I

These were fantastic double entendre stories, read by Terry Wogan, the Janet & John stories

 

[Gwylan]

Die Hard... Ooohhh err!

The dodgy Welsh version

Dai hard?