Can anyone suggest a less destructive pet?

[PeteXXX]

😂

Edit, for clarity.. It's not my bike 🙄
Edit, for more clarity.. It's not my parrot, either 😉

 

[Archie_tect]

You shouldn't have locked Mrs Pete in the garage...

 

[PeteXXX]

I thought it was sunlight on a wet rim that destroyed carbon! 😂

 

[Mo1959]

Wow. That's made a mess. I have a Garmin cable with an end chewed by my Siamese cat, but it pales into insignificance compared with that!

 

[I like Skol]

Plastic Fantastic.....

 

[biggs682]

 

[rikki]

It's not your bike. But is it your parrot?
Good job it's not one of the really destructive species eg New Zealand Kea.

 

[Cycleops]

Well of course it’s a BMC…Bite My Carbon.

 

[I like Skol]

Who's a pretty destructive boy?

 

[Spiderweb]

My dog Bobbie is a juvenile and pretty destructive, he has a particular liking for TV remote controls, 3 have had to be replaced so far!

 

[Cycleops]

Sorry @Spiderweb but you don’t need to keep buying replacements, most phones and tablets have an ir blaster you can use, unless he likes those too.

 

[lazybloke]

Sloth?
Pet Rock?

Taxidermy?

 

[ColinJ]

My imaginary girlfriend has a menagerie of imaginary pets. None of those pets cause any problems at all, and I never argue with the girlfriend...

 

[Speicher]

I am very careful when I examine the tyres.

 

[southcoast]

Alloy rims would last longer.