Can someone help me

[gbb]

show me a man that says he understands the female mind ...........and i will show you a liar

Oh I understand the way my wife thinks.....all I have to do Is figure out WHY she thinks the way she does

 

[s7ephanie]

you'r not supposed to understand us, we like to keep you on your toes

 

[mybike]

All as you have to do is pick the right one.

I did!

So she tells you.

Hope not as I'm sat on the loo!

Too much information.

 

[Ern1e]

There is nothing that you can do just say yes or no at the appropriate moment.

Should that read Yes dear or No dear as appropriate !

 

[Twinks]

No.......but whatever a woman says or does its always for the right reasons........so you don't need worry about it

 

[mickle]

WTF? A thinly disguised 'Women, what are they like'? thread. What's next? One on the subject of mother in laws? Is this the farking seventies?

 

[Hill Wimp]

WTF? A thinly disguised 'Women, what are they like'? thread. What's next? One on the subject of mother in laws? Is this the farking seventies?

No it's good old all inclusive CC

 

[srw]

Understand women?

Yes. They're just like men but with a vagina and progesterone instead of a penis and testosterone. Each one is different and unique in her own special way, just like each and every man.

If you're asking for advice on your wife or partner, I suggest you ask her rather than us.

 

[coffeejo]

Yes. They're just like men but with a vagina and progesterone instead of a penis and testosterone. Each one is different and unique in her own special way, just like each and every man.

If you're asking for advice on your wife or partner, I suggest you ask her rather than us.

You win the internet.

 

[srw]

You win the internet.

Winning something? That makes a change.

I dedicate this win to @rvw without whom I would be so much less than I am.

 

[coffeejo]

Winning something? That makes a change.

I dedicate this win to @rvw without whom I would be so much less than I am.

Ok, you just lost it again for beiong overly soppy. As you were, everyone.

 

[stephec]

You win the internet.

You can't have prizes for being sensible on here.

 

[postman]

Until I was married I had no idea there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.

I am 65 and i get told off for not hanging the washing right on the line.I ask you .

 

[mickle]

I am 65 and i get told off for not hanging the washing right on the line.I ask you .

There are only two possibilities:

1) 'women' are unnatural, strange, unfathomable and alien creatures whose minds and motivations can never be understood by normal (ie men style) humans.

2) you're sh!t at hanging laundry.

 

[TVC]

We haven't heard from the OP since the beginning. Perhaps he was talking about his mum, and now she's taken the internet off him and sent him to bed.