Can someone help me

[ColinJ]

I have never really understood women.

Mind you, they generally make a lot more sense than men ...

As for children, cats, dogs, horses and llamas ... the mind boggles!

 

[marknotgeorge]

No. Please accept this satellite on a length of organic structural material as a substitute.

 

[swee'pea99]

I find they're a lot like men - completely incomprehensible.

 

[Arrowfoot]

Yet to go beyond the orientation of the toilet roll.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

I remember the first time I saw my beloved, I knew I had found Miss Right.





Wasn't till I'd married her I discovered her first name was "Always".

 

[biggs682]

Understand women?

nothing to understand ..................................................... much

 

[awomaninsane]

We don't understand ourselves some of the time so you've got no chance. Just know that when she says 'it's fine' it most certainly is not.

 

[IDMark2]

@RitchieJoe, understanding may indeed be impossible but at least there's always patience and appreciation. If you're lacking in one of those, you've had it.

 

[User269]

Understand women?

I must have been hitting the hootch too hard again, and have had one of my flashbacks to the '70s.

 

[coffeejo]

You know we're not all the same, right?

 

[Andy_R]

This should explain it....

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The book said men are from Mars and women are from Venus and they use the same words to speak two different languages.

 

[HertzvanRental]

This should explain it....

Nonsense!! Mrs v R has waaaay more dials than that!!

 

[Profpointy]

That's what got me sacked from my Pizza delivery job

that film where the pizza delivery boy knocks on the door, and the housewife answers in her dressing gown.... it's just a story you know, not real life..

 

[gbb]

This should explain it....

Excellent