For years I kept trying to break the 30mph speed limit, (downhill I'm afraid), near a local Gatso speed camera, with the aim of waving and smiling for the camera as it went off. It only ever flashed me once, and I was having a bit of a wobble round a pothole at the time. The photo probably looked more like someone cowering on the front row of a roller coaster at Alton Towers. I have since learned that you can't get done for speeding on a bike, but that an offence of "pedalling furiously" still exists. Is this true? Anyone got a laminated copy of a court summons for that on their wall at work?
p.s. No small children or furry animals were hurt in the attempting of this feat, and I have since learned the error of my ways.