Not so much a 'no hands' thing, but I got talking to a bloke who had no thumbs, having lost them both on a circular saw. He said he was surprised that for insurance payments, they're classed as limbs, but it was only when riding his bike he realised why.
Now, I know I shouldn't have, but I really laughed out loud when he explained, as he'd seen I was confused. He kept really po-faced, and described the joy of getting out of the hospital and getting back to cycling. He said he got up a good bit of speed, came to a point where he needed to brake sharp, then he just stared at me, curling his fingers to his palms by way of showing brakes don't work as normal without opposable thumbs. He then gestured at the scar on his forehead.
I'll never get to heaven when I die.