Can you describe yourself...

[classic33]

Ska and reggae albums
Wolves shirt
Horseracing books
Suzuki Celerio
Big axe under the bed*

That's where the meat cleavers are.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Big axe under the bed

That's where the meat cleavers are.

More serious weapons talk and all i have is a glorified rounders bat for protection.

 

[alicat]

Jigsaws
Maps
Books
Walking boots
Diary

 

[Andy in Germany]

Axe
Books
SLR camera
0N30 guage
Because it's there
The unexpected

There's hope for you yet then...

 

[wheresthetorch]

Epée
Telescope
Prayer book
Coffee grinder
Book cases

 

[Tail End Charlie]

That was quite tricky.
Spade
Books
Maps
Tool box
Outdoors

 

[Dave 123]

Tandems
Guitars
Weekend dreams
Earl Grey tea bags
Watercolours

 

[Bazzer]

Carving chisel
Book
Dive cylinder
Triumph Stag
The Wall

 

[User16625]

Tyre valve cap
Nob
Spare component for use on the end of bells.
Empty cider bottle
Rubber crow bar

 

[Levo-Lon]

At this moment in time

Wife
family
Bikes
Xbox
Home

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

That was quite tricky.
Spade
Books
Maps
Tool box
Outdoors

Serial killer?

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Serial killer?

That's the best laugh I've had in ages, I'll be remembering it for ages.

 

[MichaelW2]

My wife
My dog
My car
My French passport
No mortgage

Of your five objects, the first and the last may be explained by the fourth.

 

[MichaelW2]

Hand drill
Toledo steel kitchen knife
Passport holder with neck lanyard.
Danner Mountain Lite boots
Alpaca jumper

 

[C R]

Iron Maiden CDs
Terry Pratchett books
Stanley Kubrick/Orson Welles/Monty Python DVDs
Raspberry Pi
Stove top espresso pot