Cant sleep, the students are back :(

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classic33

Leg End Member
Do you want around another two dozen? If so please say where I can send the van with them in to, please!
 
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YahudaMoon

YahudaMoon

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Do you want around another two dozen? If so please say where I can send the van with them in to, please!

No thanks lol, Only if it involves kidnap, its kinda gone quiet so gonna try and get some sleep, I guess I'll be awake at 3am to the sound of Dubstep :sad:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
No thanks lol, Only if it involves kidnap, its kinda gone quiet so gonna try and get some sleep, I guess I'll be awake at 3am to the sound of Dubstep :sad:
Ah go on. At least one of us will get some sleep, bonus with this lot. Their burning rubber & it stinks.
 

DiddlyDodds

Random Resident
Location
Littleborough
I used to have this problem, they would be noisy all night and I had to start work at 6am, so on my way out, I would put the speakers against the wall turn up the music rather loud (some nice easy listening , Matt Monroe type stuff) and off to work I would go.
Other times I would record them shouting and screaming at night and play that back to them for several hours from 6am

No doubt the wrong thing to do but it made me feel a whole lot better...
 

drewc65

Active Member
Location
bristol
A old mate used almost the same taticas you DiddlyDodds but he used a cd of scottish pipe and drum bands and put it on repeat . Drove them nuts it did.plus he would wait until they had all dozed off then knock on the door and ask them if they had seen his pet snake. Tell that to someone who is half asleep as well as drunk really funny
 

classic33

Leg End Member
A old mate used almost the same taticas you DiddlyDodds but he used a cd of scottish pipe and drum bands and put it on repeat . Drove them nuts it did.plus he would wait until they had all dozed off then knock on the door and ask them if they had seen his pet snake. Tell that to someone who is half asleep as well as drunk really funny
What is about the Pipes & Drums? I know people that have bought a copy just for this purpose. I've used The Black Watch myself, volume up full & gone for a short walk.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
What is about the Pipes & Drums?
You know that's specifically forbidden in the Geneva Convention, right?
 

Puddles

Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
I came across this and thought it was very apt....


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However what you really need is some classical music played at a loud volume.

We find that Florence Foster Jenkins is a good way to move the kids who congregate on the green outside our house

 
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