Caption It Competion No. 1

[User]

 

[Markymark]

This is what my map of Yorkshire looks like.

 

[Dayvo]

Go on, open your mouth again, I want to try and see my house.

 

[Smokin Joe]

"Nope, I still can't see any nuts".

 

[Dayvo]

And when I say 'jump', fart again and see if we fly further than last time.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Hmmm... looking at the width of your sit bones I'd suggest a Brooks Flyer.

Graham

 

[Welsh wheels]

"Watch out, there's a creepy bloke taking photos of us enjoying the pleasures of life."

 

[Dayvo]

"Watch out, there's a creepy bloke taking photos of us enjoying the pleasures of life."

...and following on:

...and isn't that David Attenborough standing next to him?

 

[roadrash]

it looks just like one of them T towel holders...

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

"I told you not to have the Chicken Phal. You've got an arse like the Japanese flag."

Graham

 

[biggs682]

stop monkeying around

 

[Rooster1]

I was right about that saddle.

 

[Markymark]

"Stop fiddling with my bum.............I'm trying to take a photo for a caption competition of these two monkeys"

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I told you to be careful! you've bust your stitches again!

 

[Beebo]

Can i borrow your telescope to look at Uranus?