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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
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mind you, that was before some elderly anarchist started muttering 'Olympics 2012'....and then we had this....

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Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
"Terrorist plot to blow up Buckingham Palace foiled by local cycling heroes when the required reconnaisance photos are scuppered..."


Catchy, isn't it!?! :smile:
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
New symmetric union flag design prevents inadvertent distress signals when cycling. Tourists overjoyed.
 

Mr Pig

New Member
Mark Berryford and Thomas Dale, both from York, said yesterday that they were delighted that they could do a little bit for Britain after cycling to London wearing Union Jack shirts. Mark Said "We got a call from a Irish friend who is working in a shop in the capital who was fed up trying to find English people for foreign tourists to talk to. The French weren't too bothered about it but the Americans and Orientals were really getting pissed off."

Tom added "And I can see her point. We've only been here for a few hours and already we've been robbed by a Nigerian, propositioned by a Lithuanian, and threatened with beheading by two guys from Afghanistan! I know that outside of England not many people like us but I thought we'd be safe enough wearing these shirts in London. Seems we were wrong."

A spokes person from Foreign National campaigning group FOE (F**** Off Englander) said "This is an outrageous misrepresentation of the facts. The fact that these foreign persons are living in London means it's their city as much as anyone else's. They have the right to live according to their own traditions, like murder, terrorism or what have you, and it is a breach of their fundamental human rights to suggest otherwise. If Englanders are not happy with this I suggest that they make peace by going and living somewhere else. I hear Scotland is nice"
 
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