Boopop
Guru
Everyone should own a car, and drive it as much as possible. You would greatly enjoy a Hummer H2, and a Perkins engine cknversion would have you apopleptic with joy.
The planet is borked, so why not just enjoy it anyway? Even of those who have gone car free the bulk will still be resource wastrels, ordering prolific amounts of useless consumer tat which gets driven to vast warehouses on diesel lorries, and then to their door in diesel vans, so its really an exercise in transferrence rather than virtue.
Uhoh, someone's been triggered
