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[lenfield]

 

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[Domus]

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Never been used

 

[Baldy]

Looks live to me.

 

[craigwend]

Looks live to me.

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[ebikeerwidnes]

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well if you put it on a thin sheet of metal and give the blunt end a sharp tap with a hammer

it should certainly but an easily visible mark on the sheet!!

 

[Punkawallah]

well if you put it on a thin sheet of metal and give the blunt end a sharp tap with a hammer

it should certainly but an easily visible mark on the sheet!!

Once, at least.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Profpointy]

well if you put it on a thin sheet of metal and give the blunt end a sharp tap with a hammer

it should certainly but an easily visible mark on the sheet!!

Somewhere in my dad's memorabilia was a sten gun bullet he and his friends had set off with a hammer and a nail. The bullet was dug out of the ground. Luckily the cartridge case hadn't taken anyone's eye out. Wisely my grandad had got rid of his Great War souvenir Artillery model Luger after the kids had found it, as the Sten gun 9mm would have fitted it, evidently easily come by during WW2. I searched his barn for it as a kid, but it really had been got rid of by the 60s

 

[craigwend]

 

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[Profpointy]

Well if we're doing Greek Philosopher jokes there was the time a friend came up to Socrates with something to tell him. Socrates stopped him and explained his notion that for him to consider the matter it had to pass trough his three sieves of truth, goodness, and usefullness. "First of all", says the Great Man, "are you absolutely certain that what you are about to say to me is true", "Well, perhaps not certain, but I heard ...", whereupon Socrates stops him and moves on to the goodness sieve. "So is what you are about to say truly good", "Well not really I suppose", so Socrates explains the third sieve "Are you about to tell me something genuinely useful?". The friend thinks for a moment and concedes it is perhaps not useful. Suitably humbled the man decides not to trouble Socrates after all

And this shows the reason Socrates was such a great philosopher. It also explains why he never found out Archimedes was shagging his wife

 

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