Cat-Calling

[lukesdad]

Anyone else thought this thread was going to be about builders shouting at girls cycling/walking past...?

Yep

 

[ComedyPilot]

Yep

You, me and maybe Patrick Stevens then.....

 

[lukesdad]

You, me and maybe Patrick Stevens then.....

Rich is thinking about it

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Anyone else thought this thread was going to be about builders shouting at girls cycling/walking past...?

I did too. Young women on bikes used to get an earful. Now it seems to be more of a van to pavement thing, no doubt to prove they can still get the horn.

 

[lukesdad]

How dare you! Rich is an officer and a gentleman, so I hear.

where did you hear that !

 

[ComedyPilot]

How dare you! Rich is an officer and a gentleman, so I hear.

.....have you ever seen that lecherous toad in the 1980's film, sleazing his way into Debra Winger's affections........

 

[Ern1e]

I must be weird as it is me that jumps to order when the cat calls. He gets fed at 7 am and 4 pm and you could set your clock by that, so there's me up and out of bed to fill his bowl, so how do I get from here to having him ignore me when I call his name?

This is +1 from me ! they have me so well trained at around 6-30 am the little dears make thier way into the bedroom and procced to make me get up so that I can feed them only the very best and most expensive cat food ( oh yes I have tried to mix the cheap stuff in and well you must be bl**dy joking mate !! ) and then I have them winding themselves around me at 6-30 pm. for the tea time feed and as to coming to me in between these times if they could invert two claws !!!!!

 

[lukesdad]

Told me himself innit.

gulllible...or what ! I'd never thought that of you

 

[king dick]

We cant all be cat lovers Fossy thrr

I see a certain poster is living up to his name. Funny how dogs shat every where too.

 

[ufkacbln]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Our cats are 18 and 19, they're both deaf, they start circling for food at about 3pm, dinner's at 5:30 sharp, calling not required.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Our cats are 18 and 19, they're both deaf, they start circling for food at about 3pm, dinner's at 5:30 sharp, calling not required.

Poor things: don't you know the elderly need eat little but often?

 

[hopless500]

Our lot come to a whistle and a call. Trouble is they respond to all the names and tell you they're there while you're still calling for the others. Gets quite noisy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Odd names you have in your household.

I'd agree with you on 19.

 

[swee'pea99]

My mum was once told by a vicar about the sad story of him moving into his new parish in a small country village, and the cat ran away, perhaps freaked by all the change. It still hadn't come back by nightfall, so he saw no option but to roam the streets, summoning it in the way they always did. So the first view most of his new flock got of their new vicar was an old feller wandering down the road in the dark, banging an empty tin of cat food and calling 'Whisky....whisky....whisky....'