Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
English people:
The thing you put your socks in is a DRAWER, not a "DRAW".
The past tense of the verb buy is BOUGHT, there is no R in it, "BROUGHT" has a totally different meaning.
Learn to roll your RRRRRRRs like us proper English speaking Scots, and the spelling will follow!
Problem is, Scottish has no vowels


Which I've also heard and indeed I think I've used (or "can I have a lend of ..."). That may be midlands, I dunno.