I can't get on to talk utter tripe or even anything sensible. Can you?
Yes we're all chatting away happily without you. You've been shut out for all that terrible stuff you did yesterday after half a bottle of Jura. Don't remember?
Didn't I give ypou the other half?
I'm on a cheap vin de pays d'Oc from the Coop tonight. Chardonnay/Sauvignon mix. Not great but I'm not giving up on it!
That's the spirit. I have one of those wine cows left over from a big beach party at the weekend. It's not amazing either, but it is pleasingly neverending...
What is one supposed to drink whilst in the chatroom?
Cointreau shandy, whilst chatting up, is my sup of choice