Chav - er I mean crowd control @ the races

[Linford]

How did they know I went to Ascot last year ?

This is the second Paddy power advert for this years Gold Cup festival to be banned in the last couple of weeks. A couple of years ago, they did the huge Hollywood Paddy Power sign on the side of the hill in 50ft high letters. The council were up in arms about it

 

[Arch]

A while back, I saw a Ross Noble video, that had been filmed in York, and he was talking about it being Raceday, and all the racegoers staggering about. He used a phrase I've treasured ever since:

Mutton dressed as pig....

 

[Silver Fox]

That crowd control would be welcome for some at the Grand National 'Ladies' Day.

You can't polish a turd, even if its wearing a suit or plastered in fake tan.