Mouseketeers? we were actually trying to follow the right route, with a combination of poor directional sense, lousy map reading, a garmin and talking too much, maybe we missed a turn or two.
I had a plan, leave home 0730, cycle 26 miles to start point, have leisurely breakfast, do 33 mile ride then, following more social interaction, ride the 26 miles home. Total for the day 85 miles, well spread out, quite reasonable.
Reality - took wrong turn 6 miles from home and began the adventure. Having planned my route in advance I'd meticulously written down every road name/No, distance to each turn point, type of junction, direction and overall cumulative distance. I'm still surprised when some roads fail to have any names on them at all. Yet I rechecked my directions, just now, and found that I'd typed right instead of left at one T junction. So 26 miles became 34 and, for some strange reason Teef had experienced similar directional issues. So we both arrived a little late at the start but dutifully headed off. The ride begins with a climb up Chapel Lane, I knew this because I'd already passed lots of cyclists when I came down it! 11 miles into the ride we knew we'd gone wrong but this was now 45 miles for the day and I still hadn't eaten. So food became priority and, in true Mouseketeer fashion, we dined 'al fresco' outside a garage on the A24. This was about 10 miles from the finish so an executive conference decided we'd dine in a leisurely manner and then head straight to Box Hill. What can I say, all seemed to work out, nice ride, good company and glorious weather. Teef also listened to my ramblings about bikes as I wrestle with which mid life crisis toy to buy myself. Plus I improved on the way home, the 26 miles only took me 32 miles!!! Just a slight detour and a bit of flirtation with the dreaded Guildford road network.
From what I can make out the only significant hill we missed was White Down. Chapel Lane I was 'lucky' enough to do twice as I went home that way. Leith Hill I found the hardest and Box Hill surprisingly benign, with all the hype I expected more. I'm still a big scaredy cat on the downhills, actually prefer going up them, sad I know. Thanks to Simon and the rest for the organisation and a great welcome when we finally appeared at Boxhill. Teef is already working on his selection of 'mystery' rides for next year
Oh, Simon, most disappointed not to be introduced to your delectable female companion. I have obviously severely underestimated your hidden talents!